Our Strategies
Our purpose is to find money that doesn't exist. Why waste time doing this? Our main goal is to give benefits to those who are rich and powerful. We just want control. Control is King. Watch this space for all of our shenanigans.
OUR TEAM
Justin Lane
Doge Data
Hi! I'm Justin. I like trucks and candy. My mommy and daddy got me a toy computer. I drew poop on the screen. A man saw what I did and now I work for him taking over a government.
Max Johnson
Doge Computer Stuff
I am Max. I made it to level 4 of my game and met a man online whose name is "Ketamine King." He liked how I played my game. I just fired 177 people from important jobs.
Jesse Neimus
Rocket Stuff/Money Stuff
I'm Jesse. I built a rocket in my room. A weird man liked my rocket and said I can work for him if I can find dead people money. I found 789 gazillion bajillion dollars in my toy penguin. Weird man told me good job.
12 Pregnant Women
We Have No Voices
He got all 12 of us pregnant. We're now in charge of defense contracts if we keep our mouths shut.
The Unemployed
We have heard from many of you. We're documenting those who don't deserve what's been done to them. There will be receipts.